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Mother of Properties

Ever since I was little, I’ve always been able to tell when uncle Mick is in town by the way mum’s eyes pinch up at the corners. Her usually bright, …

Traffic Equals Drama

I’ve said this for years, and I will keep saying it in the years to come: Formula One would be much more exciting if the participants had to abide by …

The Truth of Things

    Sometimes I hear people talk about the things they used to believe as kids, and I’m like… that’s it? Oh, your brother once told you that Americans lived …

Must Have Bags!

I’ll be honest: I wasn’t super into shoes when I was a teenager. All my friends were just getting into the idea and becoming obsessed, but that was back when …

Ticking Over Nicely

Oh, salad. When will they learn that salad makes your teeth go grey! Basically, if it’s a fancy food, it’ll make your teeth go grey, and be very rude to …

Chic Draconic Style

At some point, I think I might have grown up. Like, I’m pretty sure one day I just woke up, put on a tie, walked into an office and sat …

Briella’s Broadcast Bites

I am READY to face the world again, darlings. People might not have appreciated my hard-hitting, honest journalism, but I can guarantee that my audience is still out there. They’re …

Mechanic Design Supremacy

Ugh Olivia. We should just call her ‘Ugh-Livia’, because that’s the general tone of voice you take when saying her name anyway. Like, who does she actually think she is, …

Meeting in the Mountain

I’m sensing a trend here, and an unlikely one at that. It’s caves. That’s right – offices are starting to look more and more like caves. I don’t mean this …

The Long Game

Phase eleven of ‘Project Get Car’ is in full swing. It’s been a painstaking process, but at long last…we’re at stage eleven. I’m starting to think that sending 365 gift …